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I Can't Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

I Can't Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $12.00 USD
Regular price $25.00 USD Sale price $12.00 USD
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A Ripley & Rue original and best-seller!

I Can't Have Kids. My Dog Is Allergic. Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt. Isn't that the best excuse for the repeatedly asked question of, "when are you having kids?" ;) 

The Details:
Unisex, relaxed fit
50 poly/50 cotton
Printed with eco-friendly water-based ink
Machine washable

Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30



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