• I Am Fucking Perfect Dog Bandana
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Ripley & Rue

I Am Fucking Perfect Dog Bandana

I Am Fucking Perfect Dog Bandana

$20.00 USD
$20.00 USD
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⚡︎ Processing Time: 7 Business Days
🇺🇸 Designed, Printed & Shipped from the USA
♻ Eco-Friendly & Made to Order
🐾 Proceeds Benefit the Ending of Animal Testing

T-Shirt Size Guide

T-Shirt Size Chart
Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 18.25 26.625 16.25
M 20.25 28 17.75
L 22 29.375 19
XL 24 30.75 20.5
2XL 26 31.625 21.75
3XL 27.75 32.5 23.25
4XL 29.75 33.5 24.62

Bandana Size Guide

Size Chart (with Neck Size)
Size A (in) B (in) Neck Size (in)
S 17 ⅜ 17 ⅜ Up to 20.6
M 21 ¼ 21 ¼ Up to 26.0
L 25 ¼ 25 ¼ Up to 31.7

Sweatshirt Size Guide

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 20" 27" 33"
M 22" 28" 34"
L 24" 29" 35"
XL 26" 30" 36"
2XL 28" 31" 37"
3XL 30" 32" 38"
4XL 32" 33" 39"
5XL 34" 34" 40"

Mirror? Don’t need one.

The I Am Fucking Perfect Bandana is a Ripley & Rue™ original for dogs who know they’re the moment. No notes. No edits. Just pure, unfiltered perfection in four-legged form. This isn’t just a look—it’s a lifestyle.

Classic square style folds in half for the ideal fit. Rock the bold affirmation or flip to the iconic Ripley & Rue™ pattern when they’re feeling low-key flawless.

✔ Moisture-wicking for effortless slay all day
✔ UPF 50+ for sun-safe self-love
✔ Eco-fab fabric, because perfect pups care about the planet
✔ Two looks, one flawless vibe

  • 5 stars: 115 (100%)
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Megan Brady

it’s absolutely beautiful! perfect pink, high quality.

Megan Brady review photo
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Alyssa Cassick

I absolutely love Se7ens new bandana.

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Jaime Keeler

This bandana FIT MY DOG TO THE T. She is always in your privates. Great quality. Great colors. Great lettering. Everyone laughs and gets a kick out of it and agrees!100% RECOMMEND!

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Anonymous

it’s fabulous! and very high quality!!

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Andrew H.
Great quality!

Great for photos, walks, and showing off.

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Mason D.
So many compliments!

Walks take twice as long now everyone stops us.

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Mia L.
Cutest thing ever

We don’t walk we strut. She’s in her Barkie era.

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Mia L.
No Chill, Just Fetch

The only thing more iconic than this bandana is how fast my dog can chase a tennis ball.

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Ella J.
Fetching Is Her Whole Personality

She barks once and people throw balls. Iconic behavior.

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Lily A.
She struts in this

Dream house? No. Dream bandana? Absolutely.

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Lily A.
Too Glam to Give a Damn (Unless It's a Ball)

Ball is life. This bandana is the uniform.

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Aria C.
so cute

If Barkie had a fashion show, she’d headline.

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Henry O.
She’s THAT girl

My dog struts like a runway model in this bandana. She knows she’s elite.

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Aria C.
My Dog Is Unwell (Ball Edition)

Every time she wears this, someone yells ‘icon’ before we even hit the dog park.

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Daniel C.
Scream

I saw my dog in this bandana and screamed. In a good way.

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Liam T.
My Dog’s a Ball Goblin

Dog: feral. Outfit: flawless.

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Ava G.
Barkie Girl

My dog’s out here living her Barbie dream and turning heads.

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Ava G.
Certified Fetch Addict

If my dog had opposable thumbs, he’d leave a 10-star review. Fetch isn’t a game—it’s a lifestyle.

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Sadie U.
So stylish!

10/10 would buy again. Actually already did.

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Grace P.
Serving Looks, Not Fetch

My dog went from 10/10 to 100/10 real quick.

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Sadie U.
Throw It Again, Coward

My dog in this bandana = instant serotonin.

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James Z.
barkie

Soft fabric, cute pattern, total slay.

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Caleb L.
Club Member for Life

The second I tied this on, my pup was serving looks and zero patience for basic dogs.

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James Z.
This Bandana Is Ball-istic

Wore this once and now my dog has a cult following at the dog park. Fetch celebrity energy.

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Grace P.
want more

Soft material, great fit, super cute.

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Grace P.
Haters Gonna Hate, We’re Gonna Fetch

Perfect for the drama queen who fetches like her life depends on it.

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Mason D.
He Sees Balls, He Zooms

If I had a dollar for every time someone complimented this, I could buy more balls.

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Layla U.
Balless

Why is this bandana a whole personality?

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Gabriel T.
perfection

My dog has never looked more iconic.

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Gabriel T.
This Bandana Ate

Every time she wears this, people ask where it’s from. Every. Single. Time.

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Gabriel T.
If Ball = Life, Then This = Style

This is her power look. Her fast look. Her unhinged fetch fashion look.

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Julian S.
THE BEST

Bandana = compliments. Every single walk.

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Thomas W.
best bandanas

Obsessed with the fabric and pattern.

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Thomas W.
If You Love Me, Throw the Ball

People ask where I got this bandana. I just yell 'RUNWAY!'

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