Ripley & Rue
I Can't Have Kids, My Dog Is Allergic T-Shirt
I Can't Have Kids, My Dog Is Allergic T-Shirt
T-Shirt Size Guide
T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.625 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 | 17.75 |
| L | 22 | 29.375 | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.625 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 | 24.62 |
Bandana Size Guide
Bandana Size Guide
| Size | A (in) | B (in) | Neck Size (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17 ⅜ | 17 ⅜ | Up to 20.6 |
| M | 21 ¼ | 21 ¼ | Up to 26.0 |
| L | 25 ¼ | 25 ¼ | Up to 31.7 |
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This is the tee that launched a thousand side-eyes at family gatherings. Our OG, best-selling classic is for the people who chose fur over diapers, peace over playdates, and snuggles over school drop-offs.
Made for the dog-obsessed and proudly childfree, it’s soft, sturdy, and laugh-out-loud honest. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton with a unisex, garment-dyed fit that feels like your favorite tee from day one.
✔ The original and still undefeated
✔ Dog hair > diaper bags
✔ Pairs well with judgment-free zones and squeaky toys
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