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Ripley & Rue

I Can't Have Kids, My Dog Is Allergic T-Shirt

I Can't Have Kids, My Dog Is Allergic T-Shirt

Regular price $29.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $29.00 USD
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🇺🇸 Designed, Printed & Shipped from the USA
♻ Eco-Friendly & Made to Order
🐾 Proceeds Benefit the Ending of Animal Testing

T-Shirt Size Guide

T-Shirt Size Chart
Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 18.25 26.625 16.25
M 20.25 28 17.75
L 22 29.375 19
XL 24 30.75 20.5
2XL 26 31.625 21.75
3XL 27.75 32.5 23.25
4XL 29.75 33.5 24.62

Bandana Size Guide

Size Chart (with Neck Size)
Size A (in) B (in) Neck Size (in)
S 17 ⅜ 17 ⅜ Up to 20.6
M 21 ¼ 21 ¼ Up to 26.0
L 25 ¼ 25 ¼ Up to 31.7

Sweatshirt Size Guide

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 20" 27" 33"
M 22" 28" 34"
L 24" 29" 35"
XL 26" 30" 36"
2XL 28" 31" 37"
3XL 30" 32" 38"
4XL 32" 33" 39"
5XL 34" 34" 40"
Size
Kids? No thanks. My dog has allergies.
This is the tee that launched a thousand side-eyes at family gatherings. Our OG, best-selling classic is for the people who chose fur over diapers, peace over playdates, and snuggles over school drop-offs.

Made for the dog-obsessed and proudly childfree, it’s soft, sturdy, and laugh-out-loud honest. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton with a unisex, garment-dyed fit that feels like your favorite tee from day one.

✔ The original and still undefeated
✔ Dog hair > diaper bags
✔ Pairs well with judgment-free zones and squeaky toys
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