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I’m Taking the Dog, Dumbass T-Shirt

I’m Taking the Dog, Dumbass T-Shirt

Regular price $29.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $29.00 USD
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⚡︎ Processing Time: 7 Business Days
🇺🇸 Designed, Printed & Shipped from the USA
♻ Eco-Friendly & Made to Order
🐾 Proceeds Benefit the Ending of Animal Testing

T-Shirt Size Guide

T-Shirt Size Chart
Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 18.25 26.625 16.25
M 20.25 28 17.75
L 22 29.375 19
XL 24 30.75 20.5
2XL 26 31.625 21.75
3XL 27.75 32.5 23.25
4XL 29.75 33.5 24.62

Bandana Size Guide

Size Chart (with Neck Size)
Size A (in) B (in) Neck Size (in)
S 17 ⅜ 17 ⅜ Up to 20.6
M 21 ¼ 21 ¼ Up to 26.0
L 25 ¼ 25 ¼ Up to 31.7

Sweatshirt Size Guide

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 20" 27" 33"
M 22" 28" 34"
L 24" 29" 35"
XL 26" 30" 36"
2XL 28" 31" 37"
3XL 30" 32" 38"
4XL 32" 33" 39"
5XL 34" 34" 40"
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Straight from Paulette’s mouth to your closet. This tee is for every dog mom who's done taking crap from exes, bosses, or anyone who thinks they’re getting her dog. Inspired by the most iconic line from Legally Blonde, it’s loud, proud, and 100% fed up.

Made with soft, ring-spun cotton and a garment-dyed fit that’s as comfy as it is cathartic.

✔ Breakup energy: maximum
✔ Soft AF—like Paulette’s heart under all that hairspray
✔ Pairs best with confidence, curlers, and your ride-or-die pup

Customer Reviews

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Gabriella J
New Go-To Tee

I’ve already gotten so many compliments because funny and relatable for every dog mom. Already ordered more from this shop.

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Alice F
Dog Moms Unite

This design is a conversation starter every time I wear it. This is now my go-to tee.

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Caroline K
Amazing Print

Love it everyone laughs

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Kayla B
New Go-To Tee

Haha I love this movie had to buy!!

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Sadie I
Five Stars

The fit is funny and relatable for every dog mom. Absolutely worth it.

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