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Ripley & Rue

I’m Taking the Dog, Dumbass T-Shirt

I’m Taking the Dog, Dumbass T-Shirt

Regular price $32.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $32.00 USD
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🇺🇸 Designed, Printed & Shipped in the USA
🌱 Eco-Friendly & Made to Order

T-Shirt Size Guide

T-Shirt Size Chart
Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 18.25 26.625 16.25
M 20.25 28 17.75
L 22 29.375 19
XL 24 30.75 20.5
2XL 26 31.625 21.75
3XL 27.75 32.5 23.25
4XL 29.75 33.5 24.62

Bandana Size Guide

Size Chart (with Neck Size)
Size A (in) B (in) Neck Size (in)
S 17 ⅜ 17 ⅜ Up to 20.6
M 21 ¼ 21 ¼ Up to 26.0
L 25 ¼ 25 ¼ Up to 31.7

Sweatshirt Size Guide

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 20" 27" 33"
M 22" 28" 34"
L 24" 29" 35"
XL 26" 30" 36"
2XL 28" 31" 37"
3XL 30" 32" 38"
4XL 32" 33" 39"
5XL 34" 34" 40"
Size
Straight from Paulette’s mouth to your closet. This tee is for every dog mom who's done taking crap from exes, bosses, or anyone who thinks they’re getting her dog. Inspired by the most iconic line from Legally Blonde, it’s loud, proud, and 100% fed up.

Made with soft, ring-spun cotton and a garment-dyed fit that’s as comfy as it is cathartic.

✔ Breakup energy: maximum
✔ Soft AF—like Paulette’s heart under all that hairspray
✔ Pairs best with confidence, curlers, and your ride-or-die pup

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