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Ripley & Rue

My Dog Is Fucking Perfect T-shirt

My Dog Is Fucking Perfect T-shirt

Regular price $29.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $29.00 USD
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⏱️ Processing Time: 7 Business Days
🇺🇸 Designed, Printed & Shipped from the USA
🌱 Eco-Friendly & Made to Order

T-Shirt Size Guide

T-Shirt Size Chart
Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 18.25 26.625 16.25
M 20.25 28 17.75
L 22 29.375 19
XL 24 30.75 20.5
2XL 26 31.625 21.75
3XL 27.75 32.5 23.25
4XL 29.75 33.5 24.62

Bandana Size Guide

Size Chart (with Neck Size)
Size A (in) B (in) Neck Size (in)
S 17 ⅜ 17 ⅜ Up to 20.6
M 21 ¼ 21 ¼ Up to 26.0
L 25 ¼ 25 ¼ Up to 31.7

Sweatshirt Size Guide

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 20" 27" 33"
M 22" 28" 34"
L 24" 29" 35"
XL 26" 30" 36"
2XL 28" 31" 37"
3XL 30" 32" 38"
4XL 32" 33" 39"
5XL 34" 34" 40"
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Say it louder for the people in the back: My dog is fucking perfect. Period.

Made for the unapologetically dog-obsessed, it’s thick, structured, and soft AF. The 100% ring-spun cotton and unisex, garment-dyed fit feels like a vintage fave from day one.

✔ Loud, soft, and zero apologies
✔ Built for brunch, bark parks, or ghosting plans
✔ Gets nods from fellow dog moms—guaranteed

Customer Reviews

Based on 23 reviews
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Quinn O
Eye Catching

The quality is adorable and makes people smile. This is now my go-to tee.

C
Cora R
Perfect Fit

Perfection like my dog.

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Kinsley T
Best Shirt Ever

Honestly, perfectly true to size and flattering. Would buy again in a heartbeat.

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Elena V
Love It

It’s become my favorite because funny and relatable for every dog mom. Absolutely worth it.

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Peyton P
Worth Every Penny

Obviously my dog is perf. Already ordered more from this shop.

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