Ripley & Rue
My Dog Is Fucking Perfect T-shirt
My Dog Is Fucking Perfect T-shirt
T-Shirt Size Guide
T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.625 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 | 17.75 |
| L | 22 | 29.375 | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.625 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 | 24.62 |
Bandana Size Guide
Bandana Size Guide
| Size | A (in) | B (in) | Neck Size (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 17 ⅜ | 17 ⅜ | Up to 20.6 |
| M | 21 ¼ | 21 ¼ | Up to 26.0 |
| L | 25 ¼ | 25 ¼ | Up to 31.7 |
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Say it louder for the people in the back: My dog is fucking perfect. Period.
Made for the unapologetically dog-obsessed, it’s thick, structured, and soft AF. The 100% ring-spun cotton and unisex, garment-dyed fit feels like a vintage fave from day one.
✔ Loud, soft, and zero apologies
✔ Built for brunch, bark parks, or ghosting plans
✔ Gets nods from fellow dog moms—guaranteed
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