Ripley & Rue
Only Friends With You Because Of Your Dog T-Shirt
Only Friends With You Because Of Your Dog T-Shirt
T-Shirt Size Guide
T-Shirt Size Guide
Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
---|---|---|---|
S | 18.25 | 26.625 | 16.25 |
M | 20.25 | 28 | 17.75 |
L | 22 | 29.375 | 19 |
XL | 24 | 30.75 | 20.5 |
2XL | 26 | 31.625 | 21.75 |
3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 | 23.25 |
4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 | 24.62 |
Bandana Size Guide
Bandana Size Guide
Size | A (in) | B (in) | Neck Size (in) |
---|---|---|---|
S | 17 ⅜ | 17 ⅜ | Up to 20.6 |
M | 21 ¼ | 21 ¼ | Up to 26.0 |
L | 25 ¼ | 25 ¼ | Up to 31.7 |
Sweatshirt Size Guide
Sweatshirt Size Guide
Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
---|---|---|---|
S | 20" | 27" | 33" |
M | 22" | 28" | 34" |
L | 24" | 29" | 35" |
XL | 26" | 30" | 36" |
2XL | 28" | 31" | 37" |
3XL | 30" | 32" | 38" |
4XL | 32" | 33" | 39" |
5XL | 34" | 34" | 40" |
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It's not personal. It's your dog. Let’s be real—you’re great, but your dog is the real reason we hang out. This tee says what we’re all thinking (and what your pup already knows). Equal parts savage and snuggly, it’s for the social butterfly who only shows up if there’s a furry plus-one.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with that soft, vintage-style garment-dyed feel. It’s comfy enough to pet-sit in and bold enough to start conversations you don’t actually want to finish.
✔ Honesty: 10/10
✔ Best worn around people with great dogs and mediocre vibes
✔ Pairs well with treats, tail wags, and awkward goodbyes
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It feels a conversation starter every time I wear it. Love showing this off!
The fit is perfectly true to size and flattering. Love showing this off!
The material is adorable and makes people smile. This is now my go-to tee.
The material is excellent—better than I expected! Absolutely worth it.
The quality is the cutest design I’ve ever seen. Makes me so happy every time I wear it.


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